what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter
I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
thank god you’re safe
they have me tied up
Fat
Ugly
whore
Slut
Cunt
Freak
Nasty
Weird
Emo
Cutter
Stupid
Worthlessthis has too many notes.
(Source: suicide-is-my-dream)
imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car
like what would you do
have a playdate of my own
(Source: lastnope)

